1
I photograph the label instead of asking
Faster than asking someone to read it. Also obvious if anyone's looking at the screen. I don't want them to notice.
Four things
If you photograph labels at work, four workarounds explain what colleagues see.
People at work see the workaround before they see a cause. I don't want them to notice. Four of those workarounds.
2
I'm on another pair of readers
Third pair. I can't read the small print on the label. Replacements are a clue. They are not an explanation.
See the official page
Hop not wired. This is a dry run of the click, not a tracked send.
3
I've got a face for when someone walks in
One face for the small print. A different one for the doorway. I hold it out at arm's length. My arms aren't long enough anymore.
4
I've started doing the math on the years
I've got a few years left in me yet. Started doing the math on whether the job lasts that long. The last item is whether this is only a lens problem.
I wrote them down because the replacements were stacking up. If you have started doing the math on the years, try it for sixty days and see.
See the official page
Hop not wired. This is a dry run of the click, not a tracked send.