1
I cover one eye, then the other
Bathroom, morning, one palm, before the kettle. I've never called it a habit. I wouldn't want anyone in the door.
Four things
To everyone searching symptoms at midnight: four answers narrow it down.
Midnight Google gave me twenty tabs. Four items is easier to take to an appointment.
2
I've already googled this at 1am
Six conditions. Half of them terrifying. What if it happens while I'm driving. Midnight is a bad time to sort that list.
See the official page
Hop not wired. This is a dry run of the click, not a tracked send.
3
I had an appointment that found nothing
Nothing on the chart. I checked again the next morning. They said I was fine. I went home and kept checking.
4
I'm still waiting for obvious
Everybody waits for the dramatic version. Nobody warned me it could go that fast. The useful signs are the ordinary ones. The question underneath is a barrier, not a pamphlet.
I was doing all four before I had a name for any of them. If you are still checking before the kettle, try it for sixty days and see.
See the official page
Hop not wired. This is a dry run of the click, not a tracked send.